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    hers a few ill post more in the morning


    Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

    Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

    Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

    Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

    Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

    Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

    Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

    Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

    Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

    Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

    Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

    Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

    Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

    Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

    Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

    Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

    Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

    Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
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    you only covered fat...
    weak...
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    now thats some funny shit. :lol:
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    kinda old though...

    like 1992 stuff...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamestar666
    kinda old though...

    like 1992 stuff...
    yeah but its still funny. :lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kommando
    Quote Originally Posted by Flamestar666
    kinda old though...

    like 1992 stuff...
    yeah but its still funny. :lol:
    to some extent...

    but there has to be a variety to have the full effect
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    Yo mamma so fat/phat (I forget in this age of custom language) dat when she goes around the house, she has to go AROUND the house. Yeahhhh boooy, etc etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean Valent
    Yo mamma so fat/phat (I forget in this age of custom language) dat when she goes around the house, she has to go AROUND the house. Yeahhhh boooy, etc etc.
    "phat" is the cool one
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    i have more if u guys want i can post stupid,ugly, or old for now ill post ugly. ill post more jus tell me catagorie old or stupid


    Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

    Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

    Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

    Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

    Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

    Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.

    Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

    Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

    Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

    Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

    Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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    Ok here is afew oldies but goodies


    Yo mama is so Ugly it looks like she climbed an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

    Yo mama is so ugly water evaporates in fear before it gets to her face

    yo mama is so poor when she opens the back door the birds throw bread in

    yo mama is so stupid she is on her 15th attempt at climbing the ugly tree

    yo mama is so stupid she still trys to kick start the oven

    yo mama is so fat her ass has its own zipcode

    yo mama is so fat when she couldnt find the remote for the tv she realised it was stuck down the side of the sofa. when she couldnt find the sofa she realised it was stuck in the crack of her ass

    yo mama is so fat the makers of independence day used her shadow for the UFO coming over new york effect

    yo mama is so scary MR T doesn't even pity her

    yo mama is so fat, when she died they cremated her. that was 2 years ago, and it is still going strong

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